It would appear that my computer has been suffering from a case of the pussy-willow. It doesn't hold itself up, can't support anything running on it, and is ultimately lame.
Once it is repaired (or replaced, ugh) I shall return to bless you all with my heresy. Or is it here-say. Who cares?
Did this warrant another blog post? Maybe not. Point is, i'm still here, except i'm not.