Vacation

I've been off in the hills of the Himalayas, learning how to ululate with my throat correctly from these wonderful Tibetese people in orange diapers.

Will be back to post soon, stay tuned.

RB

Heartfelt Apologies

This just in, a man cheats on his girlfriend and calls the wrong number to apologize and offer an excuse.




Oh boy, champagne does sound delicious.  On "big ass titties"!

Music Find of the Day - 040511

A new EP has been revealed, and more excited I could not be.

F.O.O.L. destroys speakers, my last stereo speaker duo can attest to it, so play with care.

Invasion EP Teaser - OMGITM 010 by FuckOurOrdinaryLives

Note: I won't be posting Music every day, it's generally based on luck and good finds are hard to...well, find.

Kick it up a notch? How about: Kick it in the nuts.

The newest installment of what is one of the greatest cooking shows of the ages, Epic Meal Time, serves you with a hearty punch to the stomach and your ego as the boys challenge the hegemonic relationship that people have with food.  Not only are they plugging their arteries with lightning speed, so to are they capturing and captivating an entire generation lacking proper culinary role models.

Thank you, kind teachers.  We are learning.

NPD's Top 10 Grossing Games of Our Generation

Check it out here for the list.

It's not adjusted for inflation, and considers the entire package sale for games, which skews the report slightly in favor of games that required (or packaged in) peripherals.

So of course, Guitar Hero 3's popularity multiplying the sales in both game and guitar to each other as a unit or separately have obviously made a difference.

Also, the other games on the list have extra collector's edition packs.  If you want to make money in the video game industry, that seems to be the way to do it.

What games would you pick for the Top 10 of our (or your) generation?

Music Find of the Day - 040111

So I realized with this new track on what terms I will be sharing music with you guys.

When I find something new, revisit an oldie&goodie, or can't stop playing a certain track.

This is the first one, and it's straight from the fleshless horse's mouth himself, Rusko.

Short, and sickeningly (literally) sweet.




Let me know in the comments what kinds of artists tickle your fantasy, and what you'd like to see more of.

Furry Tractors

Good morning, i'm Ron Burgundy, and we've really got something special for you today.

Planet Earth is home to many great things.  Good poetry, a glass of scotch, and of course, women.  Women make the world turn around.

I'm just joshing you, of course they don't.

But for a week out of every month, they can make your world turn upside down in a whirly dervish tornado, like one of those little cyclones in a bottle.  Of course we shouldn't make fun of their disease, but there are places to get more information about your special lady's cycles.

To understand how best to tame the ravenous, crazed, bear-ladies during their periods of crisis, this website from the internet has chosen to bear with women long enough to measure just how crazy they can get after one load of laundry, doing the dishes, or making dinner.  I've even learned a few tricks for my woman; Veronica sometimes will bite my neck at night, and instead of fighting her off as the shaggy bear I mistake her for, we make whoopie until the sun rises.  And then she makes breakfast.

What do women have in common with bears?  Well, the grizzlies below- I mean only men shave, maybe some day it'll catch on with women.  No point here, women just have things in common with bears.  Along with that, Brick tells me that "bears can smell menstruation".  Now,  I don't know what that means, but it sounds bad.

Well, that's all we have for now.  Make sure to check out the website, and let me know what you think in the comments below.

I'm Ron Burgundy, and you stay classy, Planet Internet.